Hi internet, I'm Lizzy and have only just got tumblr... sorry about the state of my blog right now... I also vlog so please check out my channel... but overall, I'm an extremely sarcastic person and if people don't like that. then they just need to learn to deal with it. xxx

http://www.youtube.com/user/ItsEcstaticEdward/videos
 
 
 
 
 

And Max? I love you too.

(Source: anothergayshark)

 
 
riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

 
 

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

mycroftplayingoperation:

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130420213435/glee/images/4/4d/Tell_me_loki.gif

(Source: 314eater)

 
 

perspectave:

i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

 
 

gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

image

science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

image

 
 
smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

(Source: moseisleywelcomingcommittee)

 
 

geekishchic:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.

Harriet was a BAMF

(Source: fionaglenanne)

 
 

niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

 
 

phlantly:

love this so much omg

(Source: edwestwikcs)

 
 
  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
So this happened at Subway the other day
 
 
 
 

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

 
 

(Source: ptersquill)

 
 

(Source: gamoraquil)