Hi internet, I'm Lizzy and have only just got tumblr... sorry about the state of my blog right now... I also vlog so please check out my channel... but overall, I'm an extremely sarcastic person and if people don't like that. then they just need to learn to deal with it. xxx

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Think of it this way…

thebobblehat:

The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

The shy nerd

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The asshole you just can’t hate

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The hot foreign guy

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The athlete

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The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

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His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

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The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

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And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

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secretlifeofamovieproducer:

ken’s got game

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» favourite a very potter senior year scenes

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  • Fan: If you could spend a day with your character, where would you take them and what would you do?
  • Jared: I’ll let you start.
  • Jensen: I would probably take him to a really cool beer bar and sit down and order a nice pie and say “dude, tell me some of your stories.” because Dean has definitely lived a much more different life than Jensen has lived. So, that’s what I would say. [to Jared] HAH! Beat that!
  • Jared: I would take Sam to that very same beer bar and throw peanuts at Jensen and Dean.
 
 
  • Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
  • Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
  • Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
  • Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
  • Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
  • Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
  • Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
  • Computer: I don't understand.
  • Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
  • Computer: You attempt to ju-
  • Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
  • Computer: I do not-
  • Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
  • Computer: I do not-
  • Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
  • Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
  • Hazel: Crawl.
  • Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
  • Hazel: Snake crawl.
  • Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
  • Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
  • Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
  • Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
  • COmputer: I don't understand-
  • Isaac: Me neither. Pause.
The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)
 
 

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

 
 
mrs-plantagenet:

damnitsherlockimadoctornotademon:

theskinnytaste:

I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”

Alright who’s the jerk that hurt Thor’s feelings?

mrs-plantagenet:

damnitsherlockimadoctornotademon:

theskinnytaste:

I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”

Alright who’s the jerk that hurt Thor’s feelings?

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ralph21721:

fennecwolfox:

sexualdollface:

translikeuswereborntorun:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

I have a lot of feels about turk and jd. Yeah they were both straight but they loved each other and it never was a “no homo” thing. It got pretty homo at times and they embraced it and it didn’t matter. The joke wasn’t that they were gay, it wasn’t even a joke. They had serious friend love for each other and showed it in healthy ways. It showed cis men that were compassionate for each other in a positive way(yeah it got goofy at times but it was a comedy)

Sorry I love scrubs.

That’s the way to bromance

Love scrubs.

pumpkinstealer

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permissiontogoafterhim:

Happy Birthday, Steve Rogers (July 4, 1920)

 
 

kateegillman:

majestictwerkingunicorn:

whatbethsays:

therothwoman:

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

THIS FUCKING MOVIE THOUGH. 

JUST WATCH IT. WATCH IT AGAIN. WATCH IT THREE MOTHERFUCKING TIMES BECAUSE I BET YOUR COTTON SOCKS THERE’S A WITTY ONE-LINER IN THERE THAT YOU’LL HAVE MISSED

IT IS A STORY ABOUT A CONFIDENT YOUNG WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN BUT GETS ONE ANYWAY WHILE SHE DANCES HER ASS OFF AND SINGS LIKE A FUCKIN BEAST WHILE CALLING OUT RACIST BULLSHIT WITH QUEEN LATIFAH

IT HAS JOHN TRAVOLTA IN DRAG

IT HAS A CHARACTER GROWTH OF A PLUS-SIZE CHARACTER WHERE SHE DOESN’T FUCKING LOSE WEIGHT SHE BECOMES AMAZINGLY CONFIDENT IN HERSELF AND DOES WHAT’S DAMN RIGHT

I SHIT YOU NOT THIS MOVIE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

HAIRSPRAY IS THE BEST OKAY

I JUST LOVE THIS MOVIE

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not-safe-for-earth:

mamalaz:

Avengers Actually Assembled

A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.

I want the convo happening in that last one

 
 

stoleyogirl:

Hater: Didn’t you wear them pants yesterday?

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